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Are you certified? By whom, and what exactly does the certification process entail? |
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We're open to it, should we find a certification process that actually amounts to anything. Since our outset, we've been members of the National Association of Professional Petsitters , which entails a certain set of standards, and which offers a certification process in addition to that.
Unfortunately, that process involves little more than watching a DVD, and taking a written test, and forking over a few hundred bucks. And (call us crazy, but...) that isn't the sort of thing we'd encourage anyone to take terribly seriously. We might even call it a racket. We may do it in the coming year, to rein in our liability premiums, but it's really not a substitute for understanding a particular animal's needs, and the environment in which that animal plays/lives.
If you know of credible certification programs, we're all ears.
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Absolutely. We're insured and covered through a policy provided by a partner of the National Association of Professional Petsitters, so it's specifically designed and intended for petcare professionals, right down to covering locksmiths for broken keys.
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But you have so much to offer the world. Are you sure you want to squander it, walking dogs? |
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Seriously, of all the things you could make of us, why bosses? Why not a writer, or an architect, or a pony? May the universe help us all should we ever become bosses. Remember the whole bit in Ghostbusters about crossing the streams? Yeah, something like that.
In all seriousness, as the volume of our work expands, we add members to the Brighter Days Collective. Generally, as those moments approach, we already have people in mind. But we're also keen to see your resume, if only to remember what one looks like, should this ship ever sink.
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Can I find a cheaper service? |
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Probably. Some of us have certainly worked for a few of them. We even worked within hours of breaking elbows and collar bones, on torn joints and sprained hands. And we watched co-workers in need of immediate medical attention from dog bites face employers threatening termination if said medical attention was, indeed, immediately sought. We were treated as contractors, and sometimes still never saw a 1099. There was no health insurance. No workman's comp. We showed up in slings because the way the job was structured wasn't up to us. And the expected employee turnover in such scenarios lends itself to lower costs.
Around here, we think it makes perfect sense for people to have access to healthcare, and access to paid leave to enrich and develop their lives. In short, we think dignity matters. In a world where cheaper tends to be synonymous with "better", we anticipate some folks may opt to look elsewhere. That's okay with us.
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Can you get my puppy to his vet appointment? |
It's not a standard service, but it's something we've done, before. Get in touch, and we'll try to work it out.
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Can you stay at my house with my dog? |
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Generally, yes. And we're quite happy to. But each of us is still bound to the general laws of physics, and certain times of the year are busier than others. So, it's best to plan ahead, and contact us early, to make sure we're not already booked out.
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Can you take care of my cat in Fairfax? |
Sorry. We're on bikes, and we're not exactly superfans of northern Virginia, to tell you the truth.
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Sorry, no. We try not to take our work home with us. It's bad enough that some of us answer our BlackBerries at all hours of the day. Plus, most of us live with cats. We're happy to do off-time visits, morning to late evening, and to pull overnights with your companion animal, though.
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Do you offer bulk discounts for regular walks? |
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We don't offer monthly/weekly discounted rates for single daily walks. And here's why: When agencies do that, it's because the person holding the keys to your house, and caring for your dog on any given day is only seeing about 1/3 of what you're being billed. So, the agency owners take a slight cut in their 2/3, in order to secure more business from you, while the person doing the actual work gets fleeced either way. I probably don't need to point out what risks that entails, for the security of your home, and the care your dog gets. Additionally, dogwalking (with a few exceptions) has a workday of about four hours, outside of which there really isn't much demand. Which means we have to make a living in half the time most people do.
If you take $16 per 30 minutes of that workday, and convert it to reflect a standard 8-hour wage... After overhead expenses, it wouldn't even add up to a living wage. Not having bosses to pay, we're able to keep our costs pretty low, and genuinely try to pass that little gem onto our clients. And in cases where a group of folks in a building want to get together and work out a group plan, we're 100% for that, and will work with you on it.
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Do you take on any kind of animal? Pit bulls? Foster animals? |
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We generally don't get requests for birds, fish, lizards, snakes, or
whathaveyou. It's pretty much always cats and dogs. And provided you're
not keeping said animals around to guard a meth lab, we're willing to
work with them. We've worked with pitbulls, and routinely work with
foster animals. And we encourage you to foster animals, for a number of
what we hope are obvious reasons.
Dogs especially tend to come with all
sorts of nuances, often (sadly) in the form of trauma. So, it's always
been part of our work to be attentive and creative in working with a
particular dog's needs. During initial interviews with clients, we tend
to go over the standard "hot buttons" and other areas in which dogs may
react defensively/aggressively, and what specific needs/quirks a dog
has.
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How do you screen your workers? |
Everyone who works here is a check signer on our bank account. That is how rigorously we screen potential recruits.
The vast majority of the time, we recruit people already working in the petcare industry (generally, veteran dogwalkers). We've actually never brought anyone on who has cold-called us, looking to walk dogs. Quite the opposite; we've usually hand-picked folks, and approached them. Given our long standing relationships with the animal rights and animal welfare communities, new collective members are cultivated in much the same way as new romantic partners. Someone we've already known for some time leaves an impression on us by way of their initiative, creativity, ethical commitments, and work ethic, and we then make them do the Truffle Shuffle from Goonies.
In all seriousness, as a worker-owned operation, our very existence rests on the character, integrity, and commitment of the people working here. We take that quite seriously. We frankly don't quite get how the average dogwalking agency manages to hand out keys to any yokel in need of short-term employment, without so much as raising an eyebrow. There's something profoundly numbing about that sort of alienated relationship to one's work, and we think setting out a more integrated and dynamic job description both demands more and offers more, for everyone involved.
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How long will you spend with my dog? |
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Our basic billing block for a visit is 30 minutes. With the usual routines of getting dogs in and out of houses and apartments, you can generally count on a walk of 20-25 minutes. Sometimes longer, depending on routing.
When the overall high for a day breaks 80F, we shorten walks a bit to spare the dogs, and limit our personal exposure to excessive heat and poor air quality. When it breaks 90F, we shorten the walks considerably, for the same reasons. If you've lived through a District summer, you likely know why.
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Is it true you're a bunch of anarchists? |
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The last time a proper camp was constructed to house political prisoners, those who built it subsequently wiped out some 12 million people. If our lack of enthusiasm for all things hierarchical bothers you more than that little Dachau our government has established in the Caribbean... Well, good luck with that.
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My summer's free/I just quit my job/My band's back from tour... Can I walk dogs? |
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Sure. Just not with us. This isn't our punkrock summer gig to make ends meet between post-adolescent adventures; it's what we do. And we're serious about it such that we've organized it in keeping with our ethical commitments. Which means that we aren't interested in exploiting your labor for a few weeks, and thus perpetuating a set of circumstances under which you're obligated to grovel/beg or sacrifice your material stability in order to pursue the things that allow you to feel fully human. It's also just logistically prohibitive for us to accommodate part-time/short-term workers, but for the purposes of this FAQ, it's more fun to note the absurdity of the rather bizarre Stockholm Syndrome operative in wage slavery.
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